Thursday, June 25, 2009

A Bad Song

I'm still on vacation spending time with my Lovely Lovely this week, but I thought I'd inflict this on you. With apologies to Gene Autry and also to everyone else who reads this, but I was really bored one day and just couldn’t resist the temptation. So, without further ado, here is my version of Back in the Saddle Again. Everybody sing.

I’m back in the saddle again
Out with those lycra clad men
Where the hairless legs spin fast
As the cars and trucks race past
Back in the saddle again

Ridin’ the road once more
and now my backside is sore
Where the finish line’s in sight
and the leadout is just right
Back in the saddle again

Whoopi-ty-aye-oh
Sprintin’ to and fro
Back in the saddle again
Whoopi-ty-aye-yay
I go my way
Back in the saddle again

I’m back in the saddle again
Out with my spandex wrapped friends
With a titanium frame
And that lactic acid pain
Back in the saddle again

Ridin’ the road once more
watch out for opening doors
With Phil Liggett in my ears
as I wish I had more gears
Back in the saddle again

Whoopi-ty-aye-oh
Sprintin’ to and fro
Back in the saddle again
Whoopi-ty-aye-yayI go my way
Back in the saddle again

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